"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HB 8 trying to pick me up on fb

iamnobody

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Got an add friend request from an HB8, I asked her if I knew her from X,Y or Z place before adding her. No common friends, so there’s no way it was a FB suggestion.
Her reply got my attention as she is trying to set me as the chaser. Here’s what she replied:

“No, iamnobody
you don’t know me yet, but you will once you invite me out to one of these 3 places
wink icon”

She might be
A. a chick who likes me and went out of her way to find me on FB.
B. a gold digger/attention wh0re.
C. crazy b1tch looking for a rebound.

Will respond succintly, something like “K, we’ll go to a concert in X place, meet me at X hour, don’t be late.”
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mr Wright

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Mind you dont get robbed
 
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Greasy Pig

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Sounds like a classic scam.
Think about it. Why would a hot stranger suddenly add you on FB?
It's probably a dude trolling. Delete "her".
 

iamnobody

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Nah, I've figured it out. She's a groupie. She posted some pics on my fb band's page from one of our gigs a couple of days ago.
 
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