"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

having sex in a car

Jetleg

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 24, 2014
Messages
317
Reaction score
212
So i'm visiting home for the holidays and im staying at my parent's home.

Then i met this chick on a bar, things escalated and i wanted to f*ck her but she lives with her parents and im staying with my parents as well. I took her to my car and she gave me a HJ and i fingered her a little bit.

Now today i will see her again, but this time i wanna f*ck her. i suggested coming over but she basically said that she can't because of her parents. I can't invite her over to my place because my parents live far away from the city.

Now i dont have a problem having sex in a car, the issue is me more than her. i'm afraid that someone is gonna see us and call police. This girl is not so sharp (actually - she is really crazy) and she gets hurt really easily, i don't want to get in trouble.

While we were making out in the car she asked me if i'm gonna see her again, i told her that i dont live here and that we are just having fun. after i said that she gave me a crazy stare and went cold. we made out again but she did not let me finger he and we just kissed, then i dropped her at her home. she still seemed interested because she didnt want to leave the car and go home but i just had enough for the night.

So should i mess with this crazy girl? I dont want to end up in jail for a p*ssy... I've never seen a chick so crazy but yet so hot, its like she live in a nuthouse or something.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

dustmuffin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 21, 2015
Messages
2,495
Reaction score
1,423
Age
63
So i'm visiting home for the holidays and im staying at my parent's home.

Then i met this chick on a bar, things escalated and i wanted to f*ck her but she lives with her parents and im staying with my parents as well. I took her to my car and she gave me a HJ and i fingered her a little bit.

Now today i will see her again, but this time i wanna f*ck her. i suggested coming over but she basically said that she can't because of her parents. I can't invite her over to my place because my parents live far away from the city.

Now i dont have a problem having sex in a car, the issue is me more than her. i'm afraid that someone is gonna see us and call police. This girl is not so sharp (actually - she is really crazy) and she gets hurt really easily, i don't want to get in trouble.

While we were making out in the car she asked me if i'm gonna see her again, i told her that i dont live here and that we are just having fun. after i said that she gave me a crazy stare and went cold. we made out again but she did not let me finger he and we just kissed, then i dropped her at her home. she still seemed interested because she didnt want to leave the car and go home but i just had enough for the night.

So should i mess with this crazy girl? I dont want to end up in jail for a p*ssy... I've never seen a chick so crazy but yet so hot, its like she live in a nuthouse or something.
Can't you get a hotel? I have gotten Bjs in a car and sex a few times but it was in a very secluded place.
 

backseatjuan

Banned
Joined
Nov 2, 2011
Messages
4,441
Reaction score
1,651
Age
45
Location
Россия
Normal people have limo tint in the back. Even if you don't have limo tint, don't sweat it, car windows will fog very quick when you at it. Just go to the back seat, front seats move forward, and play all you want, it's fun. Don't forget to park some place where there are no people. If you live in large metro area, that's also fine, just find a parking lot, preferably with a nice view.

By the way, just because there was something one night, don't mean there would be something another night. Just to relax things a bit, invite her to a movie, you can shag her afterwards right in the parking lot, lol.
 

C00lAF

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 30, 2016
Messages
220
Reaction score
110
Age
29
You have two questions here, and I will address them separately.

First, if she is crazy, run away. Don't walk, run. All she needs is to unleash some of that crazy on you and your life is ruined, thanks to the very misandric laws out there.

Second, it is easy to fvk in cars. I used to fvk the $hit out of a few taken girls in cars, mainly because that was the only way we could.

How? Well this is the best time of year thanks to early darkness. Best to park where there's very little traffic but many parked cars so that you look like your car belongs. Remember, people see what they believe they should be seeing.

My favorite spot was at airport parking lots. Many don't have cameras (make sure to look), the traffic flow is light and people are focused on finding a spot, not peering into cars.

Another spot that works, but may be surprising, are hotel parking lots. You basically pick the darkest spot of the lot preferably by the corner of the building so there is not a direct line of sight to you. Again most people won't even notice, especially if you pick a spot away from the main entrance. People don't like parking away from the main hotel doors.

Lastly, don't go into the backseat or anything stupid and risk attention drawing. Keep a low profile by having her slide the passenger seat back all the way and laying the seat back as far as it will go. Then simply climb on top of her.

If you want some additional blockage, hang up some dress shirts on coathangers to help block the view. It works best in trucks with the front of the truck being up against a wall or facing the woods. If anyone sees you, it will be through the windshield, not the back window.

Good luck!
Splendid! But i have a question;what if she was in the driver seat,what is the best seat position for going down?or possible cowgirl position?
 

C00lAF

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 30, 2016
Messages
220
Reaction score
110
Age
29
I would definitely have her in the passenger seat. I can't answer the others as I never tried those in a car.
Mybe decline and rotate her back against the window?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

logicallefty

Moderator
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
6,000
Reaction score
5,151
Age
52
Location
Northeast Florida, USA
Take her to an adult bookstore and go fvck in the movie booth. They generally have curtains that close.
 

KingofPuss

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 1, 2014
Messages
2,283
Reaction score
903
Location
Texas
Please man, STAY AWAY!

Trust me, don't mess with crazy women. I'm in a situation now where I may end up in prison because of one. It's so not worth it. If you see the flags and realize she's a nutter, get the hell away
 

daddymonsterpoodle

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2015
Messages
707
Reaction score
428
Age
56
Don't put your **** in crazy!
As for sex in cars, tried it. I am 6'7" It doesn't work so well for me apart from an occasional BJ or handjob.
I am looking to get a van with room for a double matress in the back. Yeah boy.
 

Jetleg

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 24, 2014
Messages
317
Reaction score
212
Thanks for the feedback guys.

Yeah she is a little off, but i went for it anyways (with precaution). We met at a pub, we drank some beer and ate something.

She is REALLY hot. i'm not kidding. I did **** some real models, but her body is just out of this world - tall, amazing smile, brunette, skinny with huge natural tits and nice round butt. i was dying to **** her.

So i changed my attitude and my approach, and used some direct approach on her. she told me "i'm not the same as last time" and that im an a$$hole, but she loved it and we made out. then she told me that she just want to have fun, interesting. On the first date she was BS me about relationship sh1t. she started touching my **** at the pub and i told her to stop.

Then she asked me if i got condoms, i told her, i dont have any, because i dont wanna have sex with her. (i said it with a smirk) she was so offended that she went to a late night shop right after the pub and got some condoms.

i went to an open parking lot and parked at a corner, there were some other couples making out there and nobody cared. i started making out with her but she was really spoiled and wanted me to hug her and lick her pu$$y. i told her, thats not how it works. i ended up f*cking her in every hole, and she did everything i told her. good girl. she asked me to f*ck her every time i come to visit my parents.

In fact we were f*cking for like 3 hours. she wanted to have some more but i was tired at this point... crazy chick.

Nobody could see us because it was raining and the windows were foggy. i just pushed the front seats forwards and we made out in the backseat.
 

Roober

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 2, 2016
Messages
2,372
Reaction score
2,120
Good stuff! Backseat is the way to go!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

Dingo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2014
Messages
1,155
Reaction score
960
Why would you even want to **** crazy ?....

As for sex in a car.... My first car was a 1968 Volvo station wagon.... By day... Goofy looking car. At night...fold down the back seat and it became the "Stabbin Wagon"... Good memories...Lol....
 
Top