"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Jetleg

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So i'm visiting home for the holidays and im staying at my parent's home.

Then i met this chick on a bar, things escalated and i wanted to f*ck her but she lives with her parents and im staying with my parents as well. I took her to my car and she gave me a HJ and i fingered her a little bit.

Now today i will see her again, but this time i wanna f*ck her. i suggested coming over but she basically said that she can't because of her parents. I can't invite her over to my place because my parents live far away from the city.

Now i dont have a problem having sex in a car, the issue is me more than her. i'm afraid that someone is gonna see us and call police. This girl is not so sharp (actually - she is really crazy) and she gets hurt really easily, i don't want to get in trouble.

While we were making out in the car she asked me if i'm gonna see her again, i told her that i dont live here and that we are just having fun. after i said that she gave me a crazy stare and went cold. we made out again but she did not let me finger he and we just kissed, then i dropped her at her home. she still seemed interested because she didnt want to leave the car and go home but i just had enough for the night.

So should i mess with this crazy girl? I dont want to end up in jail for a p*ssy... I've never seen a chick so crazy but yet so hot, its like she live in a nuthouse or something.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dustmuffin

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So i'm visiting home for the holidays and im staying at my parent's home.

Then i met this chick on a bar, things escalated and i wanted to f*ck her but she lives with her parents and im staying with my parents as well. I took her to my car and she gave me a HJ and i fingered her a little bit.

Now today i will see her again, but this time i wanna f*ck her. i suggested coming over but she basically said that she can't because of her parents. I can't invite her over to my place because my parents live far away from the city.

Now i dont have a problem having sex in a car, the issue is me more than her. i'm afraid that someone is gonna see us and call police. This girl is not so sharp (actually - she is really crazy) and she gets hurt really easily, i don't want to get in trouble.

While we were making out in the car she asked me if i'm gonna see her again, i told her that i dont live here and that we are just having fun. after i said that she gave me a crazy stare and went cold. we made out again but she did not let me finger he and we just kissed, then i dropped her at her home. she still seemed interested because she didnt want to leave the car and go home but i just had enough for the night.

So should i mess with this crazy girl? I dont want to end up in jail for a p*ssy... I've never seen a chick so crazy but yet so hot, its like she live in a nuthouse or something.
Can't you get a hotel? I have gotten Bjs in a car and sex a few times but it was in a very secluded place.
 

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Normal people have limo tint in the back. Even if you don't have limo tint, don't sweat it, car windows will fog very quick when you at it. Just go to the back seat, front seats move forward, and play all you want, it's fun. Don't forget to park some place where there are no people. If you live in large metro area, that's also fine, just find a parking lot, preferably with a nice view.

By the way, just because there was something one night, don't mean there would be something another night. Just to relax things a bit, invite her to a movie, you can shag her afterwards right in the parking lot, lol.
 

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You have two questions here, and I will address them separately.

First, if she is crazy, run away. Don't walk, run. All she needs is to unleash some of that crazy on you and your life is ruined, thanks to the very misandric laws out there.

Second, it is easy to fvk in cars. I used to fvk the $hit out of a few taken girls in cars, mainly because that was the only way we could.

How? Well this is the best time of year thanks to early darkness. Best to park where there's very little traffic but many parked cars so that you look like your car belongs. Remember, people see what they believe they should be seeing.

My favorite spot was at airport parking lots. Many don't have cameras (make sure to look), the traffic flow is light and people are focused on finding a spot, not peering into cars.

Another spot that works, but may be surprising, are hotel parking lots. You basically pick the darkest spot of the lot preferably by the corner of the building so there is not a direct line of sight to you. Again most people won't even notice, especially if you pick a spot away from the main entrance. People don't like parking away from the main hotel doors.

Lastly, don't go into the backseat or anything stupid and risk attention drawing. Keep a low profile by having her slide the passenger seat back all the way and laying the seat back as far as it will go. Then simply climb on top of her.

If you want some additional blockage, hang up some dress shirts on coathangers to help block the view. It works best in trucks with the front of the truck being up against a wall or facing the woods. If anyone sees you, it will be through the windshield, not the back window.

Good luck!
Splendid! But i have a question;what if she was in the driver seat,what is the best seat position for going down?or possible cowgirl position?
 

C00lAF

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I would definitely have her in the passenger seat. I can't answer the others as I never tried those in a car.
Mybe decline and rotate her back against the window?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Take her to an adult bookstore and go fvck in the movie booth. They generally have curtains that close.
 

KingofPuss

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Please man, STAY AWAY!

Trust me, don't mess with crazy women. I'm in a situation now where I may end up in prison because of one. It's so not worth it. If you see the flags and realize she's a nutter, get the hell away
 

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Don't put your **** in crazy!
As for sex in cars, tried it. I am 6'7" It doesn't work so well for me apart from an occasional BJ or handjob.
I am looking to get a van with room for a double matress in the back. Yeah boy.
 

Jetleg

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Thanks for the feedback guys.

Yeah she is a little off, but i went for it anyways (with precaution). We met at a pub, we drank some beer and ate something.

She is REALLY hot. i'm not kidding. I did **** some real models, but her body is just out of this world - tall, amazing smile, brunette, skinny with huge natural tits and nice round butt. i was dying to **** her.

So i changed my attitude and my approach, and used some direct approach on her. she told me "i'm not the same as last time" and that im an a$$hole, but she loved it and we made out. then she told me that she just want to have fun, interesting. On the first date she was BS me about relationship sh1t. she started touching my **** at the pub and i told her to stop.

Then she asked me if i got condoms, i told her, i dont have any, because i dont wanna have sex with her. (i said it with a smirk) she was so offended that she went to a late night shop right after the pub and got some condoms.

i went to an open parking lot and parked at a corner, there were some other couples making out there and nobody cared. i started making out with her but she was really spoiled and wanted me to hug her and lick her pu$$y. i told her, thats not how it works. i ended up f*cking her in every hole, and she did everything i told her. good girl. she asked me to f*ck her every time i come to visit my parents.

In fact we were f*cking for like 3 hours. she wanted to have some more but i was tired at this point... crazy chick.

Nobody could see us because it was raining and the windows were foggy. i just pushed the front seats forwards and we made out in the backseat.
 

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Good stuff! Backseat is the way to go!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why would you even want to **** crazy ?....

As for sex in a car.... My first car was a 1968 Volvo station wagon.... By day... Goofy looking car. At night...fold down the back seat and it became the "Stabbin Wagon"... Good memories...Lol....
 
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