"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Having Kids=Loose Vag?

Kids = Loose Vagina?

  • Obviously!

    Votes: 12 54.5%
  • No, moron, that's a myth.

    Votes: 10 45.5%

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MatureDJ

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I remember a sex episode with a woman who practiced some exercise with her vag, and I must say, it was like screwing a vice grip. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Only a small minute amount of women with children have I fvcked that have had fairly tight pvssies.

Same here. I was with a girl tonight who is 26 with a 7 y/o. I was hoping that since she had the kid at 19, she wouldn't be loose. Maybe her being about 95 pounds influenced the making of that judgment. But I was wrong; I couldn't cvm; even without a condom.
I was once with a woman (that I think was childless) who was super loose in the missionary or doggie position, but very good in the spooning position. I now go for that if it's loose, and it rarely fails me.
 

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Someone mentioned Thai Women being tight,that is soo right,but Mainland Chinese are quite remarkable...Only logical really,as their Men have Pork Daggers rather than swords,about the size of a marker pen...True!
So the GI in "Full Metal Jacket" being considered too "beaucoup" for "boom boom" is an accurate trope?
 

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Well having a minor case of yellow fever myself + 1 for Scaramouche s comment. That's 2 Chinese, 1 Jap, 1 Vietnamese. And hopefully many more to come.. :)
 

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Dude it loosens up and changes a little, but in my experience if it was tight before it will be sufficiently tight after.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Definitely

No contest , makes noticable difference, but havnt had a post gestational yoga enthusiast as yet so here's hoping
 

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My wife had one child in her thirties and is as tight after as she was before. Her OBGYN even commented on it, which was super creepy.

I banged this stripper once, who had a relatively normal opening, but once on the other side, there was a vast emptiness.
Kind of entering a normal door into a huge, very open floor plan in a house. It was very strange. Would have made an excellent drug mule. :)
 

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Yes most women get looser after giving birth. The thing is, most women are also lazy. There are proven exercises that can be done to restore muscular strength in a woman's vag. Most women simply don't do them. Hell even these days they have little toys that act to assist in restoring that strength. Loose vag and thus weak muscles can also be problematic from the stance of bladder incontinence. Anyone ever notice that these women who have loose vag also seem to have to go to the bathroom a lot? Or if they laugh really hard they piss their panties just a bit? When they get older like in their 70s, that will turn into a real medical issue.
 

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The loosest vag I ever had was a girl with a kid...
 

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Yes most women get looser after giving birth. The thing is, most women are also lazy. There are proven exercises that can be done to restore muscular strength in a woman's vag. Most women simply don't do them. Hell even these days they have little toys that act to assist in restoring that strength. Loose vag and thus weak muscles can also be problematic from the stance of bladder incontinence. Anyone ever notice that these women who have loose vag also seem to have to go to the bathroom a lot? Or if they laugh really hard they piss their panties just a bit? When they get older like in their 70s, that will turn into a real medical issue.
I hadn't specifically noticed but now that you mention it, I do know one woman who is a total size queen that I nicknamed ThunderCvnt, does have to pee quite often, while the Mrs. can go like all day. Interesting tie in there - I'll park that one up in my brain for possible future reference.
"You have to pee again???!! Let me call you a cab so you can go home" lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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the loosest woman I've been with "thinks" she's alpha female, since she's been with maybe 60 odd guys.... could give lessons on Bj's though.....WOW
 
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