"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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having a little gf prob with sex

Hercules

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alright been dating my gf for 2 months now and we use to have sex 1-2 times a week now all of a sudden she aint putting out and its been 2 weeks! so now that got thinking that something is wrong! but nothing is wrong cause she calls me 24/7 and always wants to see me! so im thinking that its one of these 3.

-all of a sudden she doesnt feel sexy enough to get naked

- last time we had sex, i did something to turn her off ( last time we did something, my dragon was a little smelly, but hey sometimes that happens)

OR

-she seeing how long i can last without having sex before she falls with me so she can know if im into HER or just after her for HER booty!

what do u guys think? thanks all
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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golf299

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or she likes you better as a girlfriend. better find out...i see a 'next' on the horizon.
 

Pimp-sicle

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I think your being a little naive bro. If you have a gf and you guys were fuvking on a regular basis and now it suddenly stops, that's a clear sign that something's wrong.

I'm not into making assumptions because I don't know the whole situation, but my man PuertoRican Lover said it best:

"If your not getting @ss from her, she's getting it somewhere else."

Believe that bro, I just found that out the hard way. Girls are very secretive, you've only been dating 2 months. That's where 90% of the cheating happens in a LTR.


Just a thought



PIMP
 

Hollowpoint

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Jeez, take a fvucking shower.
With her while you're at it.

My last girl loved going down on me because I was clean.
And I the same with her.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mizzou-Rah

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Nobody likes going down on someone who smells, so if you're stinky, that is a major problem. However, not getting any for 2 weeks from a supposed girlfriend is not normal.....Hell, getting it only 1 or 2 times a week is actually not that good. I would be pissed if my current GF only put out twice a week. I think you need to sit your girl down and talk to her to see what her deal is. Have you guys had good sex earlier in the relationship (i.e. did you give her orgasms very often?). She may just not like having sex with you, which would obviously be a bit of a problem in a relationship.
 
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