"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Haven't been here for a while, who are the funniest/coolest people here?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is a pretty gay thread you started, but Igetit and Interceptor always have some awesome sh!t to say
 
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I like reading Scrouds comments, he is pretty good, and fertileturtle and off course kontrollerx. I am sure theres more, just cant think of them now.
 
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If you love drama, read IQQI's post.

She's like fighting a war against some others. Basically She vs Almost the whole of SS. Like Rollo, Str8up and etc.

I've been staying out of the thread in Anything Else.

Amazing.

And no offense people! =)
 
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Well thanks Cinamon, good to know I'm entertaining the resident chick populaton of sosuave. But I think you just put my name down cause i threatened to spank you if you kept getting out of line.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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scrouds said:
Well thanks Cinamon, good to know I'm entertaining the resident chick populaton of sosuave. But I think you just put my name down cause i threatened to spank you if you kept getting out of line.
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I dont remember anything about a spanking. When can i collect?
 
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