"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Haven't been here for a while, who are the funniest/coolest people here?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is a pretty gay thread you started, but Igetit and Interceptor always have some awesome sh!t to say
 

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I like reading Scrouds comments, he is pretty good, and fertileturtle and off course kontrollerx. I am sure theres more, just cant think of them now.
 

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If you love drama, read IQQI's post.

She's like fighting a war against some others. Basically She vs Almost the whole of SS. Like Rollo, Str8up and etc.

I've been staying out of the thread in Anything Else.

Amazing.

And no offense people! =)
 

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Well thanks Cinamon, good to know I'm entertaining the resident chick populaton of sosuave. But I think you just put my name down cause i threatened to spank you if you kept getting out of line.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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scrouds said:
Well thanks Cinamon, good to know I'm entertaining the resident chick populaton of sosuave. But I think you just put my name down cause i threatened to spank you if you kept getting out of line.
I dont remember anything about a spanking. When can i collect?
 
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