"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you looked at it or one it's English versions? Did you actually learn anything from it?

I have been looking to expand my repertoire, not that I feel that I am bad in the bed, I just want to improve and learn some new positions.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Interesting read, but since I'm not a gymnast ....don't think some of those positions will ever work out for me
 
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Thanks man, I thought this might have generated more conversation. After all, women do love to talk about how their men are in bed. You would be surprised how fast things can get around. If you are great in bed then it can only help you either keep that woman or get with more.
 
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sodbuster said:
Interesting read, but since I'm not a gymnast ....don't think some of those positions will ever work out for me
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you may want to start a yoga regiment. its not only good for general health and flexibility, but it will loosen up your muscles and you will be able to perform most of the positions in the sex bible.

some positions really improve the blood flow to your penis. some might be surprised how hard they can get.
 
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