"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have You Looked at The Kama Sutra?

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Have you looked at it or one it's English versions? Did you actually learn anything from it?

I have been looking to expand my repertoire, not that I feel that I am bad in the bed, I just want to improve and learn some new positions.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Interesting read, but since I'm not a gymnast ....don't think some of those positions will ever work out for me
 

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Thanks man, I thought this might have generated more conversation. After all, women do love to talk about how their men are in bed. You would be surprised how fast things can get around. If you are great in bed then it can only help you either keep that woman or get with more.
 

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sodbuster said:
Interesting read, but since I'm not a gymnast ....don't think some of those positions will ever work out for me
you may want to start a yoga regiment. its not only good for general health and flexibility, but it will loosen up your muscles and you will be able to perform most of the positions in the sex bible.

some positions really improve the blood flow to your penis. some might be surprised how hard they can get.
 
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