"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you ever made a girl ***?

Yay or Nay?

  • yes

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • no

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Nexus Polaris

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It's all edited with stars and stuff. I'm not sure what you're asking. I made a girl fart once. That wasn't cool. :(
 

ChalengeGuyFan

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Three letters, therefore it's not "fart" :)

It is >> c u m << (aka squirt)

EDIT: why are sexual words censored on a board about sex? :crackup:
 

Bible_Belt

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It is >> c u m << (aka squirt)


wait, not quite. Squirting can happen when a girl orgasms if she knows how to do it, but most girls don't squirt, even the ones that are lucky enough to have orgasms. If your girl is not a multi-orgasmic squirting porn star, don't feel bad, because a lot of that is learned behavior on the part of the woman. In fact, if you actually want that in a girl, then being able to nurture her emotions and fragile self-esteem within the context of a relationship is a more important skill than anything sexual. If she feels like she's in a romance novel, then she'll act like she's in a porno.
 
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