"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Have you ever made a girl ***?

Yay or Nay?

  • yes

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • no

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nexus Polaris

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It's all edited with stars and stuff. I'm not sure what you're asking. I made a girl fart once. That wasn't cool. :(
 

ChalengeGuyFan

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Three letters, therefore it's not "fart" :)

It is >> c u m << (aka squirt)

EDIT: why are sexual words censored on a board about sex? :crackup:
 

Bible_Belt

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It is >> c u m << (aka squirt)


wait, not quite. Squirting can happen when a girl orgasms if she knows how to do it, but most girls don't squirt, even the ones that are lucky enough to have orgasms. If your girl is not a multi-orgasmic squirting porn star, don't feel bad, because a lot of that is learned behavior on the part of the woman. In fact, if you actually want that in a girl, then being able to nurture her emotions and fragile self-esteem within the context of a relationship is a more important skill than anything sexual. If she feels like she's in a romance novel, then she'll act like she's in a porno.
 
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