"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Have you ever fiended for a girl this bad

SpazzAttackk

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Hey DJs. No, I'm not new to these forums, I forgot my password. Tonight I'm a super AFC.

Have you ever met that one girl and pulled a one night stand, only to wake up in the morning and she was gone and the only thing you have is a first name?
Im telling you, this girl was a goddess. I don't normally put women on pedestals but she sucked **** like a champ. Its got me fiending for more.

In a nutshell, I did the most rookie mistake ever. I have her number in my phone but I proceeded to add her on facebook first. Yeah. I didnt even call her.
The only memory I have is of this girl deepthroating without a gag reflux. Life sucks. Im at that crossroad where "Jee, I added her on facebook, calling would only look desperate" which tbh, I think I am :box: :box: :box: :box:

Ladie and gents, tonights biggest AFC.


Edit: Pepper posted a topic about girls flaking after getting their number. Its true, I guess thats why I added her on facebook before calling. The fear of striking out. But lets be real, almost everyone here has an 80% flake rating.

Girls prefer swaggots nowadays.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had a one night stand earlier in the summer that was hooked up by a friends GF...we had great sex in a really cramped space and after that she got super awkward around me...I was left wanting more/to see her again, but she basically reversed roles and wouldn't even answer my text...you let it slide and accept the fact that Don Juanesses exist too
 

st_99

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SpazzAttackk said:
Its got me fiending for more.

lol, yes. i've been there. its called being an afc. wanting more is ok, fiending is just bad. they smell that sh!t a mile away.
then the step back another couple miles. haha.
 

SpazzAttackk

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Oh no, I only sent one message. I'm not one of those loser kids who calls like 3 times and sends her a couple texts lol. I have standards. 1 call, no answer? **** her. If I don't get around to calling her I'll shoot her a quick text. No answer? **** her.

If she answers though.. "**** her" ;)

I mean shiet fiendings more of an exaggerated term
 
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