"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Have you ever fiended for a girl this bad

SpazzAttackk

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Hey DJs. No, I'm not new to these forums, I forgot my password. Tonight I'm a super AFC.

Have you ever met that one girl and pulled a one night stand, only to wake up in the morning and she was gone and the only thing you have is a first name?
Im telling you, this girl was a goddess. I don't normally put women on pedestals but she sucked **** like a champ. Its got me fiending for more.

In a nutshell, I did the most rookie mistake ever. I have her number in my phone but I proceeded to add her on facebook first. Yeah. I didnt even call her.
The only memory I have is of this girl deepthroating without a gag reflux. Life sucks. Im at that crossroad where "Jee, I added her on facebook, calling would only look desperate" which tbh, I think I am :box: :box: :box: :box:

Ladie and gents, tonights biggest AFC.


Edit: Pepper posted a topic about girls flaking after getting their number. Its true, I guess thats why I added her on facebook before calling. The fear of striking out. But lets be real, almost everyone here has an 80% flake rating.

Girls prefer swaggots nowadays.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I had a one night stand earlier in the summer that was hooked up by a friends GF...we had great sex in a really cramped space and after that she got super awkward around me...I was left wanting more/to see her again, but she basically reversed roles and wouldn't even answer my text...you let it slide and accept the fact that Don Juanesses exist too
 

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SpazzAttackk said:
Its got me fiending for more.

lol, yes. i've been there. its called being an afc. wanting more is ok, fiending is just bad. they smell that sh!t a mile away.
then the step back another couple miles. haha.
 

SpazzAttackk

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Oh no, I only sent one message. I'm not one of those loser kids who calls like 3 times and sends her a couple texts lol. I have standards. 1 call, no answer? **** her. If I don't get around to calling her I'll shoot her a quick text. No answer? **** her.

If she answers though.. "**** her" ;)

I mean shiet fiendings more of an exaggerated term
 
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