"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YOU GO OUT IN THE VILLAGE
Wear a clown s nose approach people and say " got one euro ? i want to a nose job !! i don t like my nose


PRETEND U R DEAF AND DUMB
Pretend you are working for the deaf and dumb association
write down a faw fake names on an official slip of pa per with the amount of money the people have given you
people will give you money

GO SARGING
ask for directions and three other questions always the same Qs to get the convo going get her digits

SUPERMARKET QUEUE
While waiting in line pick a queue with a hot woman do a trick for her ( always do the same card trick + FOLLOW IT UP WITH 3 qS ( always the same SQs )

i ll be happy to tell you what sort of trick it is
have fun
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DEAF AND DUMB
you just write fake sums of money on the slip of paper !!!!
the piece of paper must look official as if u really working for the deaf and dumb association
 
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Are you advising us to blatantly scam people 'in the village' for fun???

You know usually ALPHAROMEO you usually give completely incomprehensible and useless advice that it is ultimately benign. Now, you are advocating doing illegal things without even pressing upon us a false pretense that it will attract women.

I think you've crossed the line from harmless, cr@p advice to stupid, cr@p advice
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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