"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Have Fun In Town

ALPHAROMEO

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YOU GO OUT IN THE VILLAGE
Wear a clown s nose approach people and say " got one euro ? i want to a nose job !! i don t like my nose


PRETEND U R DEAF AND DUMB
Pretend you are working for the deaf and dumb association
write down a faw fake names on an official slip of pa per with the amount of money the people have given you
people will give you money

GO SARGING
ask for directions and three other questions always the same Qs to get the convo going get her digits

SUPERMARKET QUEUE
While waiting in line pick a queue with a hot woman do a trick for her ( always do the same card trick + FOLLOW IT UP WITH 3 qS ( always the same SQs )

i ll be happy to tell you what sort of trick it is
have fun
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ALPHAROMEO

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DEAF AND DUMB
you just write fake sums of money on the slip of paper !!!!
the piece of paper must look official as if u really working for the deaf and dumb association
 

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Are you advising us to blatantly scam people 'in the village' for fun???

You know usually ALPHAROMEO you usually give completely incomprehensible and useless advice that it is ultimately benign. Now, you are advocating doing illegal things without even pressing upon us a false pretense that it will attract women.

I think you've crossed the line from harmless, cr@p advice to stupid, cr@p advice
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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