Maximus Optimus
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My job is gonna put me on third shift in 2 weeks.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Have any of you worked third shift before and did you like it?
- Thread starter Maximus Optimus
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Machine10033
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Third shift sucks... I feel like I have the flu 24/7... I would get home at 7am and literally pass out for 2-3 hours if lucky. Wake up around 10.... go thru my day in a fuzzy haze. Then right before I go back into work for the night I would feel like I was ready for bed. Some people adapt and enjoy it... I did not and think if I was on that shift long term I would have developed some health issues