"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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have a problem, need to kno now!! PLEASE HELP

lazyazz

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alrite, i like this chick and she likes me.......we've hung out a couple times and she was like, we can either go out now and go do something and make it official.....so we did and she was like i wanna make it official on valentines day and im like ok sure w/e,...........how should i ask her out? i wanna say like, "so how about that date" or just the simple dumb one, "so will u go out with me?" idn please help me out, i really like her
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol, im not freaking out, its just pissing me off cuz ive been thinking bout it for a longtime, and each time i think of something new, im like nah, thats retarded.
 

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this is not a step by step guide into her pants [/B]


im not trying to her into her pants, im just saying idn how i should ask her out
 

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I dont know, it still sounds like your worrying about this too much. Keep in mind that its not the words you use, but the way in which you use them. A little creativity can make this a bit easier for ya.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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