kickureface
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what are your experiences with it?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
has anyone tried the remote control egg?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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The vibrating one?
WaterTiger
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Like the one they used in the movie "Short Bus"? Too crazy for me!!!!
Teflon_Mcgee
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I wanted to get one but all the reviews I read weren't very good.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
kickureface
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it's the one david shade talks about. google it. it vibrates, it's remote control, take a stab at it 
(hint: you put it on the table and watch it dance around...)
i was thinking about getting one as well, but never found good reviews. anyone out there with anytihng positive to say about it?
(hint: you put it on the table and watch it dance around...)i was thinking about getting one as well, but never found good reviews. anyone out there with anytihng positive to say about it?
kickureface
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but it already has! TV!
are you planning on getting it? (xmas gift for mrs desdinova)
are you planning on getting it? (xmas gift for mrs desdinova
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Oh yeah, that thing. It sits in the corner gathering dust from lack of use. But a remote control egg would provide lots of entertainment!
The lady has connections, she might be able to get it cheap. But I want the remote to be wrapped seperately and put into my stocking