"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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has anyone tried the remote control egg?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WaterTiger

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Like the one they used in the movie "Short Bus"? Too crazy for me!!!!
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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I wanted to get one but all the reviews I read weren't very good.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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kickureface

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it's the one david shade talks about. google it. it vibrates, it's remote control, take a stab at it :p (hint: you put it on the table and watch it dance around...)
i was thinking about getting one as well, but never found good reviews. anyone out there with anytihng positive to say about it?
 

kickureface

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but it already has! TV!
are you planning on getting it? (xmas gift for mrs desdinova :p)
 

Desdinova

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but it already has! TV!
Oh yeah, that thing. It sits in the corner gathering dust from lack of use. But a remote control egg would provide lots of entertainment!

The lady has connections, she might be able to get it cheap. But I want the remote to be wrapped seperately and put into my stocking :D
 
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