"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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has anyone tried the remote control egg?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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WaterTiger

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Like the one they used in the movie "Short Bus"? Too crazy for me!!!!
 

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I wanted to get one but all the reviews I read weren't very good.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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kickureface

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it's the one david shade talks about. google it. it vibrates, it's remote control, take a stab at it :p (hint: you put it on the table and watch it dance around...)
i was thinking about getting one as well, but never found good reviews. anyone out there with anytihng positive to say about it?
 

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but it already has! TV!
are you planning on getting it? (xmas gift for mrs desdinova :p)
 

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but it already has! TV!
Oh yeah, that thing. It sits in the corner gathering dust from lack of use. But a remote control egg would provide lots of entertainment!

The lady has connections, she might be able to get it cheap. But I want the remote to be wrapped seperately and put into my stocking :D
 
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