"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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has anyone tried not to masturbate for a long period of time?

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I know there is an masturbation thread and I've read the whole thread, but I would like a thread where everyone who has actually DONE a few months without any type of ejaculation (wether from masturbation or sex) tell me their stories.

So anyone who has been, lets say atleast one month without masturbation; How did you feel it changed you?

PS. I dont give a **** wether people think this has got anything to do with beeing a "DJ" or not.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I went 2 weeks without masterbating. I felt like i could do anything. I went a month but i masterbated the 2nd week so.
 

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The longest I've been without it was I think about three weeks. However, I would not recommend stopping for long periods of time. Masturbation does release stress, and releases sexual tension. Not masturbating tends to make you lose control of your moderation, and you get hornier much more easily. This affects how you behave yourself as well. Ultimately, you're going to start again anyway. I once read a good opinion on this: 95% of men will say that they masturbate, and the other 5% are liars.
 

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The problem for me is that if I go for more than a week or so without doing it, I'll eventually have a dream that will take care of the problem for me :( So I can usually go about a week, and then start getting worried.
 

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Originally posted by ApocalypseCow2
The problem for me is that if I go for more than a week or so without doing it, I'll eventually have a dream that will take care of the problem for me :( So I can usually go about a week, and then start getting worried.
Yup, it sure does!!:crackup:

-and I'll tend to agree with Sophomakhos.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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