"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Has anyone here ever banged ugly girls?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hollowpoint

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My body has this defense......to excessive alcohol.
It's called "throwing up."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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TyTe`EyEs

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My body doesn't play defense, straight offense baby. Yeah i've hit a few. Felt sh!tty the next day.
 
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One.

Then i hit it again a week later.
 
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JohnJones

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The worst is when they're still at your place/hotel/ whatever...
 
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balla

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banged..no

BJ...haha yes def but thats usually pretty damn funny...anyone ever do the spitting pirate?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tango-Kid

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There are no such things as "ugly" or "beautiful" women... there´s just not enough vodka :D

I learned to make my sarcastic comments more sarcastic by adding this sarcastic smilie :rolleyes:
 
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myfriendblu

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Oh yea, done a few. Who cares? No biggie, its good for the pleasure as well as the practice. :D
 
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Egads! Ugly women stalk me. One of them would have done me right then right there in public if I let her, so I became frightened and ran like heck to a private place were no witnesses could spread rumours. Sad to say I didn't respect her the next morning.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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InLawsHateMe

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Lucky for me... my brain has a meter that will not allow me to persue women that go over a certain UGLY LEVEL on the meter. I've banged a few that weren't Miss Americas... but let it be own, NO FAT CHICS, and no TRULY BUTT UGLIES.. no matter how big their ta tahs are, or how incredible their bodies are... I won't waste my time....
 
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I was growing my hair rockstar styles and it had been 2 years since i felt my pecker against the walls of the V, and so came this girl that scored a 3 or 4 out of 10, lookswise. She came over, i banged her, came in 2 minutes, ... and never felt more disgusted in my life after ejaculating. I'm now scarred for life. Never again will i touch a girl that is below a 5.

Banging a girl that is ugly in your eyes is similar to the vietnam war. That those who didn't want to do it end up seeing things that they don't want to see. It causes nightmares.
 
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Of course.
 
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Thats actually kinda shocking how many people said they did ugly women. Ive never had standards low enough to think about doing an ugly girl. In my afc days id just get one-itis for some hb 9 or something and never think about other chicks. Now ever since i became a DJ i dont have that much trouble macking people 8 and over. I am totally into self improvement and dont want to have to have the mark on my mind of doing an ugly chick out of desperation. So for me it would take at least a 7.5 with a good personality for me to loose virginity with. Thankfully im only 15 and never experienced beer goggles and dont plan to for a long time.

Man would i be ashamed to think of me getting laid by some nasty girl..... To me pvssy is not pvssy.
 
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alcohol does wonders for me...

the furthest i've gone was took a fat chicks hand and put it on my ****... after making out and feeling her tits up... she got me really drunk for free, plus i've had enough before she jumped on me...

next day i was like "well, damn..**** happenes" it's how u look at it.. if you are strong enough not to let that **** get to you, then go for it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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