Has anyone expirienced this

[DesertsFox]

My girlfriend bought me a hamster, it sits in my room. However now i cant jerk of cause it stares me down =(. its been a sad few days.

-Lost and Confused

 

[iqqi]

hahahhahhhahahahahah! that is great.

put it in the living room. it will just keep you up all night anyways, with that damn treadmill!

 

[Jeremymichael]

very funny love it. maybe it has oneitus

 

[Walden]

That's f**en adorable , your girlfriend sounds sweet.

 

[source]

rofl... yeah it's giving you way too much attention, it's definitely a supplicating AFC

 

[PEPE LE PIU]

Well, WTF, give him some. Make him happy.

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

Aw, she got you a little DJ sidekick. Pimp Hamster

 

[windwork]

Originally posted by Walden
That's f**en adorable , your girlfriend sounds sweet.

oh fer pity's sake

 

[glowstix]

id say you have a gay hampster man...

 

[xblitz44x]

hahahahahaha, this might be the best post ever. Maybe that's WHY she got you the hamster. I experienced something similar. I live alone and I have a dog. Well sometimes, when I'm jerking off the dog would walk up next to me and just look at me like "What the hell is he doing?"

I don't have any advice for you man, maybe just throw a pillow case over the cage till you're 'finished'.

 

[Eileen]

I believe that's the funniest thing I've ever read on a discussion board.

Get the cute little thing a tiny blindfold so you can wank in peace

 

[Reto]

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

That secret organization of women. Thier BIBLE, Chapter 4, "How do you get your Boyfriend to quit Jerking Off".

It's #3 on the list. "Give him a specially trained rodent to stare him down."

 

[Austin Allegro]

Just do what Richard Gere did.