DesertsFox
Don Juan
My girlfriend bought me a hamster, it sits in my room. However now i cant jerk of cause it stares me down =(. its been a sad few days.
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Has anyone expirienced this
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iqqi
Master Don Juan
hahahhahhhahahahahah! that is great.
put it in the living room. it will just keep you up all night anyways, with that damn treadmill!
put it in the living room. it will just keep you up all night anyways, with that damn treadmill!
Jeremymichael
Senior Don Juan
very funny love it. maybe it has oneitus
Walden
Master Don Juan
That's f**en adorable , your girlfriend sounds sweet.
PEPE LE PIU
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Well, WTF, give him some. Make him happy.
Paid Laid & Made
Senior Don Juan
Aw, she got you a little DJ sidekick. Pimp Hamster 
hahahahahaha, this might be the best post ever. Maybe that's WHY she got you the hamster. I experienced something similar. I live alone and I have a dog. Well sometimes, when I'm jerking off the dog would walk up next to me and just look at me like "What the hell is he doing?"
I don't have any advice for you man, maybe just throw a pillow case over the cage till you're 'finished'.
I don't have any advice for you man, maybe just throw a pillow case over the cage till you're 'finished'.
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
It's a conspiracy I tell you!
That secret organization of women. Thier BIBLE, Chapter 4, "How do you get your Boyfriend to quit Jerking Off".
It's #3 on the list. "Give him a specially trained rodent to stare him down."
That secret organization of women. Thier BIBLE, Chapter 4, "How do you get your Boyfriend to quit Jerking Off".
It's #3 on the list. "Give him a specially trained rodent to stare him down."
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
Just do what Richard Gere did.