DesertsFox
Don Juan
My girlfriend bought me a hamster, it sits in my room. However now i cant jerk of cause it stares me down =(. its been a sad few days.
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Has anyone expirienced this
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If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
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iqqi
Master Don Juan
hahahhahhhahahahahah! that is great.
put it in the living room. it will just keep you up all night anyways, with that damn treadmill!
put it in the living room. it will just keep you up all night anyways, with that damn treadmill!
Jeremymichael
Senior Don Juan
very funny love it. maybe it has oneitus
Walden
Master Don Juan
That's f**en adorable , your girlfriend sounds sweet.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
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PEPE LE PIU
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Well, WTF, give him some. Make him happy.
Paid Laid & Made
Senior Don Juan
Aw, she got you a little DJ sidekick. Pimp Hamster 
hahahahahaha, this might be the best post ever. Maybe that's WHY she got you the hamster. I experienced something similar. I live alone and I have a dog. Well sometimes, when I'm jerking off the dog would walk up next to me and just look at me like "What the hell is he doing?"
I don't have any advice for you man, maybe just throw a pillow case over the cage till you're 'finished'.
I don't have any advice for you man, maybe just throw a pillow case over the cage till you're 'finished'.
It's a conspiracy I tell you!
That secret organization of women. Thier BIBLE, Chapter 4, "How do you get your Boyfriend to quit Jerking Off".
It's #3 on the list. "Give him a specially trained rodent to stare him down."
That secret organization of women. Thier BIBLE, Chapter 4, "How do you get your Boyfriend to quit Jerking Off".
It's #3 on the list. "Give him a specially trained rodent to stare him down."
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
Just do what Richard Gere did.