"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Has anyone else seen this KY commercial?

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so i'm sitting here with mrs backbreaker we are watching whatever the fvck is on CBS. I'm not so much watching as much as I'm drinking and trying to read a book while playing with my wife's feet while she watches TV. anyway so the show goes off. and there is this ky commercial and these 2 people are in bed with each other and it's the dude's birthday and he says something about dinner being his birthday present and she looks at him and says "that wasn't your birthday present" and breaks out a bottle of KY jelly.

I don't know why, but that pisses me off. how pathietic of a fvcking wife do you have to be to get "sex" for a birthday present? the day that this is my birthday present it's time to go. i'd rathe ryou not "get" me anything.

that's like, you kow what that's like? that's like a dude on child support, paying his child support the one week that it's his child's birthday lol. you're supposed to pay child support. dammit my wife is supposed to have sex with me. Often!

i wish that would have been me in that commerical i would have been like "*****", then slapped her and turned her over and grab the bottle of KY, then look at the camera and say "now this is what KY is for" as i proceed to PIITB
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Haven't seen it, but if I did I would've probably thought that she is offering anal for his birthday :moon: :up:
 
VladPatton

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Yeah, I've seen it plenty of times...that bıtch is nothin to get a hard-on over, either. She's kinda fugly. Not a very sexy commercial for puṣṣy lube.
 
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This is pretty much in line with the rest of the "WOMAN IS GREAT, MAN IS SCHITT" propaganda out there.

And btw, just what kind of woman needs pusy lube? ...One thats not very sechsual to begin with.
 
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