"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Harlequin's Rodeo Position.

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harlequin

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Ok so here's what you do. It's best when the girl's hair is done in pigtails so you can hold onto them. Get her on all fours & get inside her... give her it GOOD & HARD, escalating with her pleasure... get her screaming with ecstasy... then when she's come a few times & she's a little delerious pull out & ease yourself into her ass... Now hold those pigtails & get high up so that your weight is on her back & lift your legs up so that you're literally riding her.

Now say to her, "This is how your sister likes it..." & see how long you can stay on for.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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El MonoLoco

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Ever hear of a Donkey Punch????


Same thing only instead of talking about her sister just give her a good thump on the back of the head and hold on tight....



lol


You must be bored you just posted like 20 things in the last 10 minutes



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Ever heard of the game "rodeo"? Get all your buddies rounded up outside the room, and when you start plowing from the rear you yell "RODEO!" and your buddies bust in and start flickering the light switch and hopefully video taping. See if you can stay on for 8 seconds haha. Calgary Stampede style boys!

--Mission
 
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LOL! I love that last one, if anyone has a video I wanna see it on google vids. Its evil and horrible but I find it amusing. Its a strange evolutionary device we have that finds pleasure in pain...
 
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