"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Harlequin's Rodeo Position.

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harlequin

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Ok so here's what you do. It's best when the girl's hair is done in pigtails so you can hold onto them. Get her on all fours & get inside her... give her it GOOD & HARD, escalating with her pleasure... get her screaming with ecstasy... then when she's come a few times & she's a little delerious pull out & ease yourself into her ass... Now hold those pigtails & get high up so that your weight is on her back & lift your legs up so that you're literally riding her.

Now say to her, "This is how your sister likes it..." & see how long you can stay on for.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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El MonoLoco

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Ever hear of a Donkey Punch????


Same thing only instead of talking about her sister just give her a good thump on the back of the head and hold on tight....



lol


You must be bored you just posted like 20 things in the last 10 minutes



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Ever heard of the game "rodeo"? Get all your buddies rounded up outside the room, and when you start plowing from the rear you yell "RODEO!" and your buddies bust in and start flickering the light switch and hopefully video taping. See if you can stay on for 8 seconds haha. Calgary Stampede style boys!

--Mission
 
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LOL! I love that last one, if anyone has a video I wanna see it on google vids. Its evil and horrible but I find it amusing. Its a strange evolutionary device we have that finds pleasure in pain...
 
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