Hard Ons....Hard Offs!

[HollowHorizon]

Hey Guys, I Just Started Dating This Girl And We Tried Having Sex The Other Nite When I Ran Into A Few Problems, The First One Is That Her Vagina Is So Tight I Can Barley Get An Of My Nine Incher In Her.... And It's Really Difficult...... Second Thing Is My D!ck Wont Stay Hard ..... Or It Will Get Semi-Hard And Thats About It... Is There Anyay To Make Your D!CK More Hard, Or Maybe I Should Stop Doing Somthing.... Like Masturbating? Would Build Up Make My D!CK Harder?

 

[Obsidian]

horniness probably would

Not harder than the maximum hardness your d!ck will get, but if you're going soft due to lack of drive then you need less masturbation.

 

[HollowHorizon]

Yeah Its Been Almost 4 Days...... Still Going Strong

 

[Wanderer*]

Try Taking Viagra, That Might Get Get It Harder, Also Try To "Warm Up The Oven Before You Stick In The Turkey". Oh Yeah, With The English Language, It's Unnecessary To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Fukking Word.

 

[shagnscoob]

Try not masturbating for awhile.

More importantly, try not thinking about whether or not you're going to get hard enough. Thinking about it will destroy you, whereas relaxing, breathing deeply, and being comfortable (imagine relaxing all your muscles at all times, and never being tense anywhere) are what will REALLY help.

 

[Create Reality]

Try Taking Viagra, That Might Get Get It Harder, Also Try To "Warm Up The Oven Before You Stick In The Turkey". Oh Yeah, With The English Language, It's Unnecessary To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Fukking Word.

For Real. How Can Someone Type Like This All The Time?

 

[The Kidd]

Yeah What Is Up With That? I Never Understood Why Anyone Would Want To Type Like This.

anyway, i used to have both problems. i stopped jackin' off, and a good thing to do is to watch porn or whatever gets you started, and resist all temptation to touch yourself. just a little bit tho to get your juices flowin' (so to speak), without giving you blue balls.

umm with the getting it in the hole thing? you need lots of foreplay, get her nice and wet, and if you're hard enough then thats a bonus too. i had the same problem where she wasn't wet enough and i wasn't hard enough. basically that equals no sex. or get some good condoms with lube