"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hard Ons....Hard Offs!

HollowHorizon

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Hey Guys, I Just Started Dating This Girl And We Tried Having Sex The Other Nite When I Ran Into A Few Problems, The First One Is That Her Vagina Is So Tight I Can Barley Get An Of My Nine Incher In Her.... And It's Really Difficult...... Second Thing Is My D!ck Wont Stay Hard ..... Or It Will Get Semi-Hard And Thats About It... Is There Anyay To Make Your D!CK More Hard, Or Maybe I Should Stop Doing Somthing.... Like Masturbating? Would Build Up Make My D!CK Harder?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Obsidian

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horniness probably would

Not harder than the maximum hardness your d!ck will get, but if you're going soft due to lack of drive then you need less masturbation.
 

Wanderer*

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Try Taking Viagra, That Might Get Get It Harder, Also Try To "Warm Up The Oven Before You Stick In The Turkey". Oh Yeah, With The English Language, It's Unnecessary To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Fukking Word.
 

shagnscoob

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Try not masturbating for awhile.

More importantly, try not thinking about whether or not you're going to get hard enough. Thinking about it will destroy you, whereas relaxing, breathing deeply, and being comfortable (imagine relaxing all your muscles at all times, and never being tense anywhere) are what will REALLY help.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Create Reality

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Wanderer* said:
Try Taking Viagra, That Might Get Get It Harder, Also Try To "Warm Up The Oven Before You Stick In The Turkey". Oh Yeah, With The English Language, It's Unnecessary To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Fukking Word.
For Real. How Can Someone Type Like This All The Time?
 

The Kidd

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Yeah What Is Up With That? I Never Understood Why Anyone Would Want To Type Like This.

anyway, i used to have both problems. i stopped jackin' off, and a good thing to do is to watch porn or whatever gets you started, and resist all temptation to touch yourself. just a little bit tho to get your juices flowin' (so to speak), without giving you blue balls.

umm with the getting it in the hole thing? you need lots of foreplay, get her nice and wet, and if you're hard enough then thats a bonus too. i had the same problem where she wasn't wet enough and i wasn't hard enough. basically that equals no sex. or get some good condoms with lube
 
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