"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hard Choice :d

Pick

  • Nice and Hott

    Votes: 7 46.7%
  • Hott and Smart

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • Nice and Smart

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .

BananaSmile

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Nice - eg not *****y very friendly
Smart - easy to talk to understand WORDS
Hot or beutifull but i ll just put hott
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SandHawk

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This poll is pointless, because I pick the girls based on all 3 factors. I've had extremely hot girls tell me "they can get anyone they want", and then I'll proceed to tell them "except me" and walk off.
 

kingsam

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the problem with this is its all subjective
hot to one person is average to another
nice is also relative and subjective
smart is relative, my smart is very different to other peoples smart
 

mikeyb

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True enough it's hard to find a girl with all 3.

"Nice" is sometimes deceptive though. Some girls have b*tch shields the size of mt vesuvius but once you break past that they're real mellow. The opposite is sometimes true too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BananaSmile

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it wasnt obviosly a serious poll because there were only 3 variables
it just me and my friends were discussing this
me and this other guy picked smart and hot
but everyone else picked nice and hot (cos b&&cH#s be crazy)


and yea CANDY Is a perfect example
 
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