"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Happyness up date from your friend Bjerte!

Bjerte

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It is happy Bjerte come to say hi to you after long time! It is up date!

It is true. Bjerte is happy man today. I am loving a honey lady who is been all this time in front of my eyes and I know most my life. I take her from my friend Gooser!!

What on earth you say? No worries. ;)

It is his sister! She is Sneep and she have blond hairs. Her lovely blue eyes. Also she is sweet and loving to Bjerte. She care for me to be glad. She pick flowers for me and cook my food. She not reject my fat belly. haha.

I have water on my eyes when she not here. She come visit every day to put smile in Bjerte's mouth and warm in heart. If one day she die. I must also die.

But I say to keep happy and not give up to find love. She can be in front of your eyes also. Check on your sisters. hee hee!

Thank you for when you give much support when I am sad and brittel.

bye!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bonhomme

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More happyness to you, Bjerte! :rockon:
 

redskinsfan92

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I wonder if he still has happyness.
 
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