mustfirstregister
Master Don Juan
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Happy Valentines day to all of you!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Happy Valentines day
- Thread starter mustfirstregister
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
mustfirstregister said:
Happy Valentines day all. Someone hold me. Hold me tight…Please?
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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Happy V-Day!!!
It's the day that singles feel lonely, but you can't call your buddies or family because everybody else is getting laid.
It's the day that singles feel lonely, but you can't call your buddies or family because everybody else is getting laid.
Eternal_water
Master Don Juan
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I didn't actually realise it was Valentines day until a few hours ago lol
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
DragonBlood
Master Don Juan
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Happy valentine bros, nothing beats free chocolate and *****es
B
BeDJ
Guest
The price inflation of escorts is whorable today. Any room in this circlejerk?
escaleraroyal
Master Don Juan
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- Jan 21, 2008
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Best day to get laid. Its a day when singles chicks are horny. I will sarge today. Good luck guys
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Quick! Someone set up the SoSuave live chat! I'm horny as fvck! LMAO.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
happy singles awareness day!
sageproduct
Banned
Lol. Live chat is down, you'll have to make do with the foot fetish thread!Naughty Ninja said:
mustfirstregister
Master Don Juan
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I sarged too and got myself 3 new plates!
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
I had fun.
My Peruvian "friend" came over, we drank Pisco sours, banged and watched Family Guy, then she split
My Peruvian "friend" came over, we drank Pisco sours, banged and watched Family Guy, then she split