"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Happy Valentines day

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Naughty Ninja

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mustfirstregister said:
Happy Valentines day to all of you!

Happy Valentines day all. Someone hold me. Hold me tight…Please? :cry:
 

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Mike32ct said:
Happy V-Day!!!

It's the day that singles feel lonely, but you can't call your buddies or family because everybody else is getting laid.
dont bet on it
 

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I didn't actually realise it was Valentines day until a few hours ago lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Happy valentine bros, nothing beats free chocolate and *****es
 
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The price inflation of escorts is whorable today. Any room in this circlejerk?
 

Fatal Jay

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real ish, came to work today with ballons and a bad of candy and a teddy bear with my name on it

my co-workers didn't tell me who it was from, I told them I'm still not buying a damn thing for any woman
 

escaleraroyal

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Best day to get laid. Its a day when singles chicks are horny. I will sarge today. Good luck guys
 

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Quick! Someone set up the SoSuave live chat! I'm horny as fvck! LMAO.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Quick! Someone set up the SoSuave live chat! I'm horny as fvck! LMAO.
Lol. Live chat is down, you'll have to make do with the foot fetish thread!
 

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I had fun.

My Peruvian "friend" came over, we drank Pisco sours, banged and watched Family Guy, then she split
 
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