Ken785
Master Don Juan
Today is my 26th birthday! Dont have any major plans but i'll be enthusiastic about it anyway...Happy Birthday to me b1tches!! 
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Happy Birthday Ken785!!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Armored
Banned
You're a loser. Shut up and go away.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Happy b day man. Now go out and party like a rockstar
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Happy b day man. Now go out and party like a rockstar
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Never mind the kids on this site...they still have lots of growing to do.Armored said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Armored
Banned
Kids? Growing? Dude please don't bring me to your level.
If I recall you dropped out of (community) college.
You know what I'm not gonna go through all the bullsh1t you've been spouting here.
But for all those who want a good laugh, ways NOT to be and evidence of my earlier post - start here.
You've demonstrated how pathetic you really are man. I don't have any real contempt for you - more like pity.
If I recall you dropped out of (community) college.
You know what I'm not gonna go through all the bullsh1t you've been spouting here.
But for all those who want a good laugh, ways NOT to be and evidence of my earlier post - start here.
You've demonstrated how pathetic you really are man. I don't have any real contempt for you - more like pity.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Happy B-Day.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Not saying that i haven't grown neither. But congratulations on using your time to do all this research just to make me look bad...you must have a lot of time on your hands kid. Seems to me im that important in your life that you would go out of your way to do so. I appreciate it. Congratufvckinlations fvcker...Armored said:
Armored
Banned
Lawl. Don't flatter yourself man, two button clicks is hardly "time."Ken785 said:
You're a source of entertainment and an example of how not to be. Simple. I'm curious, how have you "grown" - besides age.
And I'm doing this from my phone. At work.
:rock:
I love how try to talk down to some one better in every conceivable way, its quite comical.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Good for you man. What are you in the 2nd grade? This will be my last post I write in this thread. Thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday.Armored said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.