"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Happy birthday Biotches!

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Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu, Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu, Happpy Biiiiiirrrrrrrthhhhhhhdaaaaaaaayyyy dearrr [Today's Birthdays: Brazilian_Blues_Boy (20), MBush0450 (20), markonoahu (34), gabrielshear (29), TheChief (26), explusminus (22), Machismo , Spiter (23), lilac (48), DannyB0y (15), wahwah (15), suddin (27), realmz1 (27), Uncle Matt (22), Tom Doyle Parker (45) Happy birthday to you.









Happy birthday bitoches.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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whyshy what is wrong with you.......whats up with all the random threads?
 

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Originally posted by E_ze05
whyshy what is wrong with you.......whats up with all the random threads?
People, this is what happens when you do cocaine.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
People, this is what happens when you do cocaine.
Exactly...you make a name like oakrider...its more like **** rider hahahaha:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: , but enough no flaming..:D :D :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by johnm420
its a terrible thing really
i know i had a 3 inch once 2...when i was born:D :D :D dont worry man, hey there are pills out there:D :D let me stop, just dont be insucure bout it man, its not how big, its what you do with it...so remeber ur 3inch can take you alone way
 

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my birthdays tomorrow...i want my shoutout whyshy
 

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Originally posted by E_ze05
Exactly...you make a name like oakrider...its more like **** rider hahahaha:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: , but enough no flaming..:D :D :D
Did your mom drop you as a kid or where you born that stupid? Take a gander at my name again, then ask yourself how you let you imagination come up with a name that a fag, which you might be, would come up with.
 

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you wish i was a fag, so you could ride my..... whyshy get this guy off your thread
 
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