"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Happy birthday Biotches!

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Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu, Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu, Happpy Biiiiiirrrrrrrthhhhhhhdaaaaaaaayyyy dearrr [Today's Birthdays: Brazilian_Blues_Boy (20), MBush0450 (20), markonoahu (34), gabrielshear (29), TheChief (26), explusminus (22), Machismo , Spiter (23), lilac (48), DannyB0y (15), wahwah (15), suddin (27), realmz1 (27), Uncle Matt (22), Tom Doyle Parker (45) Happy birthday to you.









Happy birthday bitoches.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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whyshy what is wrong with you.......whats up with all the random threads?
 

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Originally posted by E_ze05
whyshy what is wrong with you.......whats up with all the random threads?
People, this is what happens when you do cocaine.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
People, this is what happens when you do cocaine.
Exactly...you make a name like oakrider...its more like **** rider hahahaha:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: , but enough no flaming..:D :D :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by johnm420
its a terrible thing really
i know i had a 3 inch once 2...when i was born:D :D :D dont worry man, hey there are pills out there:D :D let me stop, just dont be insucure bout it man, its not how big, its what you do with it...so remeber ur 3inch can take you alone way
 

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my birthdays tomorrow...i want my shoutout whyshy
 

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Originally posted by E_ze05
Exactly...you make a name like oakrider...its more like **** rider hahahaha:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: , but enough no flaming..:D :D :D
Did your mom drop you as a kid or where you born that stupid? Take a gander at my name again, then ask yourself how you let you imagination come up with a name that a fag, which you might be, would come up with.
 

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you wish i was a fag, so you could ride my..... whyshy get this guy off your thread
 
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