"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Halloween costumes that get girls

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dress up as Facebook or Twitter with some celebs and pretty girls who like you!

Case closed. Show your wall posts!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Costumes don't get women, your skills do. Just don't dress gay or as anything that would repel woman or make you look really undesirable.

I was a crazy cat lady and got two hot hookups last Halloween.
 

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i'm thinking about an Edward Cullen costume...that guy from Twilight that all of the girls drool over. It's simple, black jeans, converse, a plane tshirt/long sleeve shirt, something simple. and a gray peacoat thing. oh and the amber colored contacts(this is probably the hardest thing to wear if you're not used to them). and then just style your hair (if it's long enough) like his.
http://en.twilightpoison.com/fans_cullencostumesboys.html

then if you want to go all out, find some red chapstick (not lipstick!) and make your lips red. and slight eye makeup under the eyes to make that tired look he has. oh. and some aviators, get some cheap ones since you'll probably be out at night so you don't exactly need to wear them much (maybe not at all).
 

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Captain Ahab, Michael Myers, SS Zombie, Freddie Kruger and Jeepers Creepers. I need a decision. I've noticed that doctors (nurse) in the green uniform and all the accessories with it get the girls, last year halloween party anyway.

Everybody is gonna be Edward Cullen. I bet you.
 

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no costume is going to get you women. they might initiate conversation but thats all.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Whenever I don't have a costume (usually), and a girl asks me what I am for Halloween, I reply "date-rapist" or "serial-killer" and go back to what I was doing.

Their reactions are usually good for a laugh. Just don't use that with any girl who actually has been date-raped (which, sadly, is a lot more women than you think).
 

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Get a thong with one of those elephant trunks on the front. As for the accessories, construction boots with spurs would work.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Simple inexpensive costume that will ENSURE you get girls. I've tested it last year and it worked like a charm.

Take a large white Hefty bag.

Cut out the head and arms.

Take a large black marker and write DOUCHE BAG with a smiley face on top.


People of all kinds crack up at it. I was getting girls coming up to take pictures, people honking their horns yelling "Hey Douche Bag!", people staring, pointing and laughing. It helps to be lively, funny, and ****y. I was spanking girls at the party I was at etc. Go out in a crowded street and see how many people go berserk.

Girls will ask if you really are a douchebag to which you go right into asking for their number for them to find out.


Inexpensive, funny, and a guaranteed attention getter. Try it yourself if you don't believe me and report back after Halloween.
 

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If you're in good shape, do something that requires little clothes

The "kissing booth" costume does wonders.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
Handcuffs and ether do wonders for me.
You have to run around telling people that they go the "HIV real bad," and that they have the "full-on AIDS."
 

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thefonz said:
If you're in good shape, do something that requires little clothes

The "kissing booth" costume does wonders.
I like this one. Also, you can be Hugh Hefner, though you may need a girl bunny or a pair of bunny ears to pull it off.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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