"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Halloween costumes that get girls

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dress up as Facebook or Twitter with some celebs and pretty girls who like you!

Case closed. Show your wall posts!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Costumes don't get women, your skills do. Just don't dress gay or as anything that would repel woman or make you look really undesirable.

I was a crazy cat lady and got two hot hookups last Halloween.
 

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i'm thinking about an Edward Cullen costume...that guy from Twilight that all of the girls drool over. It's simple, black jeans, converse, a plane tshirt/long sleeve shirt, something simple. and a gray peacoat thing. oh and the amber colored contacts(this is probably the hardest thing to wear if you're not used to them). and then just style your hair (if it's long enough) like his.
http://en.twilightpoison.com/fans_cullencostumesboys.html

then if you want to go all out, find some red chapstick (not lipstick!) and make your lips red. and slight eye makeup under the eyes to make that tired look he has. oh. and some aviators, get some cheap ones since you'll probably be out at night so you don't exactly need to wear them much (maybe not at all).
 

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Captain Ahab, Michael Myers, SS Zombie, Freddie Kruger and Jeepers Creepers. I need a decision. I've noticed that doctors (nurse) in the green uniform and all the accessories with it get the girls, last year halloween party anyway.

Everybody is gonna be Edward Cullen. I bet you.
 

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no costume is going to get you women. they might initiate conversation but thats all.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Whenever I don't have a costume (usually), and a girl asks me what I am for Halloween, I reply "date-rapist" or "serial-killer" and go back to what I was doing.

Their reactions are usually good for a laugh. Just don't use that with any girl who actually has been date-raped (which, sadly, is a lot more women than you think).
 

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Get a thong with one of those elephant trunks on the front. As for the accessories, construction boots with spurs would work.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Simple inexpensive costume that will ENSURE you get girls. I've tested it last year and it worked like a charm.

Take a large white Hefty bag.

Cut out the head and arms.

Take a large black marker and write DOUCHE BAG with a smiley face on top.


People of all kinds crack up at it. I was getting girls coming up to take pictures, people honking their horns yelling "Hey Douche Bag!", people staring, pointing and laughing. It helps to be lively, funny, and ****y. I was spanking girls at the party I was at etc. Go out in a crowded street and see how many people go berserk.

Girls will ask if you really are a douchebag to which you go right into asking for their number for them to find out.


Inexpensive, funny, and a guaranteed attention getter. Try it yourself if you don't believe me and report back after Halloween.
 

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If you're in good shape, do something that requires little clothes

The "kissing booth" costume does wonders.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
Handcuffs and ether do wonders for me.
You have to run around telling people that they go the "HIV real bad," and that they have the "full-on AIDS."
 

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thefonz said:
If you're in good shape, do something that requires little clothes

The "kissing booth" costume does wonders.
I like this one. Also, you can be Hugh Hefner, though you may need a girl bunny or a pair of bunny ears to pull it off.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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