brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
for doing 84 in a 55, hopefully they dont suspend my lisence, that stupid ticket is gonna be high as i dunno what. just thought i'd share
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
hahahaha, my first ticket
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Keep us posted. 
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
At least you are less than 30 mph over the limit. Getting a lawyer is usually worth the money.
Or, you could try to negotiate the fine down yourself. My ex-wife got a $400 speeding ticket in Butts county south of Atlanta on 75. When we told them we did not have the money, they threatened her with probation, but then reduced the fine by half so that we could pay it. The atmosphere was similar to buying a used car. The guy finally said, "Could you pay your fine today, if it were just $200?"
Or, you could try to negotiate the fine down yourself. My ex-wife got a $400 speeding ticket in Butts county south of Atlanta on 75. When we told them we did not have the money, they threatened her with probation, but then reduced the fine by half so that we could pay it. The atmosphere was similar to buying a used car. The guy finally said, "Could you pay your fine today, if it were just $200?"
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
actually i was doing 86, but because it was my first violation the cop cut me a break and took it down to 84, otherwise i'd be in jail right now. i'm just gonna pay the fine and be done with it, i cant afford a lawyer, and i'm not gonna make excuses for driving as fast as i was
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
fwiw, I got a ticket in Florida in 2000 and bought a $99 attorney, who got my fine reduced by $100, which paid for his fee, and I also did not have to show up in court, had no points on my license, and did not have to go to traffic school.
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
i dont have to show in court if i pay the fine before ocotber 23rd, so i'll see how things go