"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hahahaha It Happens To The Best Of Us

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Whiskey ****.
So theres a girl I go to university with we both got drunk tonight weve been friends for a while but she wants my **** and she knows i want to slam her so she asks me if i like her and shes scared of ruining our friendship all this bull**** i say what is this highschool? Im a man, youre ****in sexy, and if i had the chance id ****in wax that ass. She gives me the smile. Shes down. Shortly after were in my room. Its in the bag.

And then...

Whiskey ****.

I couldn't ****ing get it up. Never happened before. Im standing there limp ****ed she's asking me what the **** is going on. I ask her if shes heard of whiskey **** she starts consoling me "it happens to a lot of guys' i say **** this, pick the ***** up, and fingered and ate her till she came. She was screamin hahaha.

Anyways, neither of us are looking for a "relationship" and we both want to be 'friends' in the sense that we smoke mad spliffs and bowls all the time, but basically she wants a **** buddy.

And even with a ****in limp **** like a loser i made her *** everywhere. The girl ive been wantin to slam for months was actually laughing at me as i was trying to put a condom on my ****in limp ****. Had that ***** screamin my ****in name before the night was over

So when **** gets tough...eat some *****, cause that ***** knows shes catching the ****ing **** next time icome around
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dude I ****** totally **** think *** and ******** *** for sure!

Mad ***** on the ****** ******* venture and keep **** **** the **** work for *****!
 
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Gamblor said:
Whiskey ****.
So theres a girl I go to university with we both got drunk tonight weve been friends for a while but she wants my **** and she knows i want to slam her so she asks me if i like her and shes scared of ruining our friendship all this bull**** i say what is this highschool? Im a man, youre ****in sexy, and if i had the chance id ****in wax that ass. She gives me the smile. Shes down. Shortly after were in my room. Its in the bag.

And then...

Whiskey ****.

I couldn't ****ing get it up. Never happened before. Im standing there limp ****ed she's asking me what the **** is going on. I ask her if shes heard of whiskey **** she starts consoling me "it happens to a lot of guys' i say **** this, pick the ***** up, and fingered and ate her till she came. She was screamin hahaha.

Anyways, neither of us are looking for a "relationship" and we both want to be 'friends' in the sense that we smoke mad spliffs and bowls all the time, but basically she wants a **** buddy.

And even with a ****in limp **** like a loser i made her *** everywhere. The girl ive been wantin to slam for months was actually laughing at me as i was trying to put a condom on my ****in limp ****. Had that ***** screamin my ****in name before the night was over

So when **** gets tough...eat some *****, cause that ***** knows shes catching the ****ing **** next time icome around
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I'm not impressed...

This post proves that you can get a girl in bed. Big deal. There are several people who are getting laid like Rockstars who are raving AFC's.
 
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Lol I *** think **** you **** but **** ****** maybe **!

******a however you *** want ************ ;)

Your **** a ****** :p
 
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Mmmhmm, I wish I was as cool as you guys, talking **** to me on the internet like you're hard. I came here to share a pretty jokes story and offer hope to anyone who runs into this problem or maybe hear stories that anyone has to share. As hard as it may be to believe I didnt come here to impress you and i dont care how many posts you have. Look at the discussion board all the threads are bull**** and a waste of time. But enjoy all your negativity ill be sure to think about it all day, especially when im tearing that ass up.

I'm in Guelph, Ontario if any of you e-thugs want to come tell me about how hard you are I can give you directions.

What a ****in waste of time **** this site ****in masturbation have fun on here while im baggin *****es
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Gamblor said:
Mmmhmm, I wish I was as cool as you guys, talking **** to me on the internet like you're hard. I came here to share a pretty jokes story and offer hope to anyone who runs into this problem or maybe hear stories that anyone has to share. As hard as it may be to believe I didnt come here to impress you and i dont care how many posts you have. Look at the discussion board all the threads are bull**** and a waste of time. But enjoy all your negativity ill be sure to think about it all day, especially when im tearing that ass up.

I'm in Guelph, Ontario if any of you e-thugs want to come tell me about how hard you are I can give you directions.

What a ****in waste of time **** this site ****in masturbation have fun on here while im baggin *****es
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I, for one, never said I had any problem with you whatsoever. I just said I wasn't impressed. It doesn't impress me that you can "bag b!tches" at all. There are pathetic AFCs right now that I could mention right now by name who are conducting workshops and teaching seminars who can do the same thing.
 
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I'm in Guelph, Ontario if any of you e-thugs want to come tell me about how hard you are I can give you directions.
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:crackup:

Guelph?!

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Lets meet at Royal City Park and fight there!
 
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gamblor I think you missed the boat, everyone was making fun of you cuz you were talking like an insecure loser who needs to swear so much that no one can read your posts cuz its all ****

Don't get all offensive, learn how to communicate so people can comment.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Most Man Thjink Women Want A Boyfriend But In Actuality They Just Want To Have Sex With Many Different People Just Like We Do The Konly Difference Is They Want To Pretend They Want A Boyfriend....
 
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Craig Reeves said:
I'm not impressed...

This post proves that you can get a girl in bed. Big deal. There are several people who are getting laid like Rockstars who are raving AFC's.
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Rock stars will always be cooler then you. So **** you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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