Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Hahahaha It Happens To The Best Of Us

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Whiskey ****.
So theres a girl I go to university with we both got drunk tonight weve been friends for a while but she wants my **** and she knows i want to slam her so she asks me if i like her and shes scared of ruining our friendship all this bull**** i say what is this highschool? Im a man, youre ****in sexy, and if i had the chance id ****in wax that ass. She gives me the smile. Shes down. Shortly after were in my room. Its in the bag.

And then...

Whiskey ****.

I couldn't ****ing get it up. Never happened before. Im standing there limp ****ed she's asking me what the **** is going on. I ask her if shes heard of whiskey **** she starts consoling me "it happens to a lot of guys' i say **** this, pick the ***** up, and fingered and ate her till she came. She was screamin hahaha.

Anyways, neither of us are looking for a "relationship" and we both want to be 'friends' in the sense that we smoke mad spliffs and bowls all the time, but basically she wants a **** buddy.

And even with a ****in limp **** like a loser i made her *** everywhere. The girl ive been wantin to slam for months was actually laughing at me as i was trying to put a condom on my ****in limp ****. Had that ***** screamin my ****in name before the night was over

So when **** gets tough...eat some *****, cause that ***** knows shes catching the ****ing **** next time icome around
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dude I ****** totally **** think *** and ******** *** for sure!

Mad ***** on the ****** ******* venture and keep **** **** the **** work for *****!
 
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Gamblor said:
Whiskey ****.
So theres a girl I go to university with we both got drunk tonight weve been friends for a while but she wants my **** and she knows i want to slam her so she asks me if i like her and shes scared of ruining our friendship all this bull**** i say what is this highschool? Im a man, youre ****in sexy, and if i had the chance id ****in wax that ass. She gives me the smile. Shes down. Shortly after were in my room. Its in the bag.

And then...

Whiskey ****.

I couldn't ****ing get it up. Never happened before. Im standing there limp ****ed she's asking me what the **** is going on. I ask her if shes heard of whiskey **** she starts consoling me "it happens to a lot of guys' i say **** this, pick the ***** up, and fingered and ate her till she came. She was screamin hahaha.

Anyways, neither of us are looking for a "relationship" and we both want to be 'friends' in the sense that we smoke mad spliffs and bowls all the time, but basically she wants a **** buddy.

And even with a ****in limp **** like a loser i made her *** everywhere. The girl ive been wantin to slam for months was actually laughing at me as i was trying to put a condom on my ****in limp ****. Had that ***** screamin my ****in name before the night was over

So when **** gets tough...eat some *****, cause that ***** knows shes catching the ****ing **** next time icome around
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I'm not impressed...

This post proves that you can get a girl in bed. Big deal. There are several people who are getting laid like Rockstars who are raving AFC's.
 
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Lol I *** think **** you **** but **** ****** maybe **!

******a however you *** want ************ ;)

Your **** a ****** :p
 
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Mmmhmm, I wish I was as cool as you guys, talking **** to me on the internet like you're hard. I came here to share a pretty jokes story and offer hope to anyone who runs into this problem or maybe hear stories that anyone has to share. As hard as it may be to believe I didnt come here to impress you and i dont care how many posts you have. Look at the discussion board all the threads are bull**** and a waste of time. But enjoy all your negativity ill be sure to think about it all day, especially when im tearing that ass up.

I'm in Guelph, Ontario if any of you e-thugs want to come tell me about how hard you are I can give you directions.

What a ****in waste of time **** this site ****in masturbation have fun on here while im baggin *****es
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gamblor said:
Mmmhmm, I wish I was as cool as you guys, talking **** to me on the internet like you're hard. I came here to share a pretty jokes story and offer hope to anyone who runs into this problem or maybe hear stories that anyone has to share. As hard as it may be to believe I didnt come here to impress you and i dont care how many posts you have. Look at the discussion board all the threads are bull**** and a waste of time. But enjoy all your negativity ill be sure to think about it all day, especially when im tearing that ass up.

I'm in Guelph, Ontario if any of you e-thugs want to come tell me about how hard you are I can give you directions.

What a ****in waste of time **** this site ****in masturbation have fun on here while im baggin *****es
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I, for one, never said I had any problem with you whatsoever. I just said I wasn't impressed. It doesn't impress me that you can "bag b!tches" at all. There are pathetic AFCs right now that I could mention right now by name who are conducting workshops and teaching seminars who can do the same thing.
 
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I'm in Guelph, Ontario if any of you e-thugs want to come tell me about how hard you are I can give you directions.
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:crackup:

Guelph?!

:crackup:
 
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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Lets meet at Royal City Park and fight there!
 
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gamblor I think you missed the boat, everyone was making fun of you cuz you were talking like an insecure loser who needs to swear so much that no one can read your posts cuz its all ****

Don't get all offensive, learn how to communicate so people can comment.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Most Man Thjink Women Want A Boyfriend But In Actuality They Just Want To Have Sex With Many Different People Just Like We Do The Konly Difference Is They Want To Pretend They Want A Boyfriend....
 
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Craig Reeves said:
I'm not impressed...

This post proves that you can get a girl in bed. Big deal. There are several people who are getting laid like Rockstars who are raving AFC's.
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Rock stars will always be cooler then you. So **** you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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