"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Hahaha seeing where this is going

AlexTheGreat

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Hey guys! I was seeing this girl a while back, we fvcked 2 times, she wanted a relationship (or at least, exclusivity) before the first but I held my ground, and so she gave me the LJBF to which I laughed and agreed. Pretty much cut contact with her after (haha what a friend huh), and a bit after deleted her number from my phone. (Note that I still had old texts from her so I technically still have her number).

Anyways, for christmas I decided to be nice and send her a text wishing her "a merry baby jesus day!" and some more. No reply to that.

Now 3 weeks later, I get this "Hey! How has 2010 been for you so far?"

lol I was busy during the weekend so I reply this 2 days later: "2010's been a complete WASTELAND without you! ............ Whos this? :D"

Now I'm laughing every time I rethink of this, but I'd like to know what other kind of replies would have been nice ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Haha, i would have said 'Hey! whos this'
 

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AlexTheGreat said:
Hey guys! I was seeing this girl a while back, we fvcked 2 times, she wanted a relationship (or at least, exclusivity) before the first but I held my ground, and so she gave me the LJBF to which I laughed and agreed. Pretty much cut contact with her after (haha what a friend huh), and a bit after deleted her number from my phone. (Note that I still had old texts from her so I technically still have her number).

Anyways, for christmas I decided to be nice and send her a text wishing her "a merry baby jesus day!" and some more. No reply to that.

Now 3 weeks later, I get this "Hey! How has 2010 been for you so far?"

lol I was busy during the weekend so I reply this 2 days later: "2010's been a complete WASTELAND without you! ............ Whos this? :D"

Now I'm laughing every time I rethink of this, but I'd like to know what other kind of replies would have been nice ;)
Oh hey is this Carmela from the other night? Babe you scratched the fuc* out of my back that night I have the scars to prove it.hahaha
 

AlexTheGreat

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CarlitosWay said:
Oh hey is this Carmela from the other night? Babe you scratched the fuc* out of my back that night I have the scars to prove it.hahaha

Hahaha I love it man! :D I'll definitely keep this type of message in mind ;)
 
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