"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hahaha seeing where this is going

AlexTheGreat

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Hey guys! I was seeing this girl a while back, we fvcked 2 times, she wanted a relationship (or at least, exclusivity) before the first but I held my ground, and so she gave me the LJBF to which I laughed and agreed. Pretty much cut contact with her after (haha what a friend huh), and a bit after deleted her number from my phone. (Note that I still had old texts from her so I technically still have her number).

Anyways, for christmas I decided to be nice and send her a text wishing her "a merry baby jesus day!" and some more. No reply to that.

Now 3 weeks later, I get this "Hey! How has 2010 been for you so far?"

lol I was busy during the weekend so I reply this 2 days later: "2010's been a complete WASTELAND without you! ............ Whos this? :D"

Now I'm laughing every time I rethink of this, but I'd like to know what other kind of replies would have been nice ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Haha, i would have said 'Hey! whos this'
 

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AlexTheGreat said:
Hey guys! I was seeing this girl a while back, we fvcked 2 times, she wanted a relationship (or at least, exclusivity) before the first but I held my ground, and so she gave me the LJBF to which I laughed and agreed. Pretty much cut contact with her after (haha what a friend huh), and a bit after deleted her number from my phone. (Note that I still had old texts from her so I technically still have her number).

Anyways, for christmas I decided to be nice and send her a text wishing her "a merry baby jesus day!" and some more. No reply to that.

Now 3 weeks later, I get this "Hey! How has 2010 been for you so far?"

lol I was busy during the weekend so I reply this 2 days later: "2010's been a complete WASTELAND without you! ............ Whos this? :D"

Now I'm laughing every time I rethink of this, but I'd like to know what other kind of replies would have been nice ;)
Oh hey is this Carmela from the other night? Babe you scratched the fuc* out of my back that night I have the scars to prove it.hahaha
 

AlexTheGreat

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CarlitosWay said:
Oh hey is this Carmela from the other night? Babe you scratched the fuc* out of my back that night I have the scars to prove it.hahaha

Hahaha I love it man! :D I'll definitely keep this type of message in mind ;)
 
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