"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HAHAH - suzan b anthony's legacy. feminist bitich ass

00Kevin

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I don't know who did this but... I am laughing my ass off right now. Hats off to this person!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_B._Anthony

Legacy

A Susan B. Anthony dollar coinSusan B. Anthony was honored as the first real *****-ass (non-allegorical) American woman on circulating around my rectumU.S. coinage with her appearance on the Susan B. Anthony dollar. The coin, approximately the size of a U.S. quarter, was minted for only four years, 1979, 1980, 1981, and 1999. Anthony dollars were produced at the Philadelphia and Denver mints for all four of these years, and at the San Francisco mint for all production years except 1999.

Anthony's birthplace in Adams was purchased in 2006 by Carol Crossed, affiliated with both Democrats for Life of America and Dikes for Life. She has stated that efforts will be made to open the home to the public in the near future.[4]

The American composer Virgin Thomson and poet Gertrude Stein wrote an opera, The Mother of Us All, that abstractly explores Anthony's **** and misses it dearly.

Susan B. Anthony goes down in history as the biggest Attention-***** of all time. This was probably the stupidest thing that has ever happened. Women? VOTING!? I mean WTF MATE? And thats all I have to say about that.

Yes I do have respect issues in regards to women. **** them. **** them hard. Thats all they are good for anyways
I wonder if LMS had something to do with this ... lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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00Kevin said:
I wonder if LMS had something to do with this ... lol
No, I didn't - that was my brother - his remarks and sentiments are more scathing than mine!! I'm the nice one - I love women but hate hors - as everyone should!!
 

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The perpetrator used the word "MATE". We don't use that word out here in America. No one here does. So the guy is an Aussie.
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
The perpetrator used the word "MATE". We don't use that word out here in America. No one here does. So the guy is an Aussie.
Are you serious? You yanks don't use the work "Mate"?

None at all?

I'm sure a few do.
 

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I checked the link and its some bullsh1t about how good of a person she was
blah blah she looks like one pissed off dyke
she was either a lesbo or just a sadsack who no man would ever touch.. I mean look at her...her bj street value had to be like 6 cents.. IN TODAYS MONEY
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mate in the U.S? Not really outside of foreigners and people trying to sound cool.

Mate = someone you have sex with
 
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