judoguy
Don Juan
so me and my boys rented a party bus to take to the city... all got ****faced !! had two private strippers giving out lap dances and using dildo's on each other. total bro night, exactly what I needed !
anyway so the girl from POF.com calls me. after she cancelled on me because she had a party to go tonight... it was obvious but she just told me she was "busy".
she called me at 10 12 pm... no awnser
i texted her at 10 19 and said " im hammered. tty tommorow"
she texted back at 10 25 pm and said " lets talk now"
i texted her at 10 45 pm and said " i want to but i cant"
she texted me back at 1049 pm and said " why cant you"
she texted again at 1057 pm and said " are you with a girl?'
no awnser....
she called again at 11 32 pm and i didnt awnser
i called her back at 125 am and was C+F for 20 minutes she was loving it and said i had to go to bed and bounced. she questioned me on where i have been for 3 days and why we havent talked etc. etc.
I simply told her i was busy and made fun of her. she called me out saying that I was in love with her before this, but i didnt give a **** because I was drunk and started asking about if her friends were hot hahahah
the funny part was that she ate this up ! like she was laughing and loving it. She tried to make me jealous by talking with one of her guy friends while on the phone with me ... and i told her to tell him I said hi ! she was definitely shocked because my game goes up by a factor of 10 when I am drunk !
talked to her for about 20 minutes... cut her off mid story and told her i was going to bed. she was awestruck ! hahaha
anyway so the girl from POF.com calls me. after she cancelled on me because she had a party to go tonight... it was obvious but she just told me she was "busy".
she called me at 10 12 pm... no awnser
i texted her at 10 19 and said " im hammered. tty tommorow"
she texted back at 10 25 pm and said " lets talk now"
i texted her at 10 45 pm and said " i want to but i cant"
she texted me back at 1049 pm and said " why cant you"
she texted again at 1057 pm and said " are you with a girl?'
no awnser....
she called again at 11 32 pm and i didnt awnser
i called her back at 125 am and was C+F for 20 minutes she was loving it and said i had to go to bed and bounced. she questioned me on where i have been for 3 days and why we havent talked etc. etc.
I simply told her i was busy and made fun of her. she called me out saying that I was in love with her before this, but i didnt give a **** because I was drunk and started asking about if her friends were hot hahahah
the funny part was that she ate this up ! like she was laughing and loving it. She tried to make me jealous by talking with one of her guy friends while on the phone with me ... and i told her to tell him I said hi ! she was definitely shocked because my game goes up by a factor of 10 when I am drunk !
talked to her for about 20 minutes... cut her off mid story and told her i was going to bed. she was awestruck ! hahaha