"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha, this is too funny!

Crazy Asian

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taken form another forum.
it's a girl:

So my best friend is this guy and he's the typical player, weed smoker, rude and obnoxious guy. He is sort of a younger version of Stifler, you know? A typical ***hole. So anyway...I've been crushing on him lately, just a little, not over the top crush. And he keeps saying things like, "Oh Stephanie, I am so not attracted to you" all the time, and it hurts me. For example, today I suggested that we go to the movies tomorrow afterschool. Then he said, "Steph, that's not how I roll. I only go out with one girl if I'm after her for something. Sorry, but if I went out with you I'd be killing my buzz". And I know, he is a jerk. But I just don't know what to do. I don't understand why he isn't attracted to me because he is literally attracted to every girl on the planet, and guys tend to like me, but not him. Please please someone help me!

Its weird. The more he seems to "reject" me the more I seem to like him. It's strange in that way. I told him a few minutes ago that I need to keep my distance from him, because he manages to make me feel bad about myself. He said, "ok, I think that might be a good idea".
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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War Against Betaism

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Okay fess up, we know that jerk is from this site, show yourself!
good job though
 

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hahaha, that girl sounds like she is 15. Possibly up to or around 24.

She says he's such an *******, yet she wants him. She calls him a player, yet he only dates one girl at a time. He's straight up, and honest, yet he is a jerk.

I love a woman's mentality.
 

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Poor girl. She's about to be played so hard! she deserves whatever she gonna get, and it'll be a good lesson for her.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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The most important part of that to note is that she claims he is her "best friend" and just happens to want to f him...LOL I keep warning people about this "friends" thing, its just a convenient excuse that allows women to keep men around close enough to f at any time.

Never every believe a woman when she says "oh he s just my friend" cause she either f'ed him already of she will f him soon enough...
 
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