"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Haha got b!tched at through texts by pedifile girl fcuk her

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So with the pedifile girl i've been texting her joking around seeing whats up and stuff and tonight she gets mad.

Heres how it went down in a total of 4 texts lol

M: So hows my least favorite loser doing?
H: Why don't you grow some balls, act like a man and treat ladies with repsect.
M: So now you can't take jokes?
H: Yes i can take a joke but you still need to have respect

And there you go, the 4 texts that make it up.

It's kinda weird though because i've honestly never been told anything like that before, she knows i'm a joking around person, but who cares shes only 13 lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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stoner1129 said:
So with the pedifile girl i've been texting her joking around seeing whats up and stuff and tonight she gets mad.

Heres how it went down in a total of 4 texts lol

M: So hows my least favorite loser doing?
H: Why don't you grow some balls, act like a man and treat ladies with repsect.
M: So now you can't take jokes?
H: Yes i can take a joke but you still need to have respect

And there you go, the 4 texts that make it up.

It's kinda weird though because i've honestly never been told anything like that before, she knows i'm a joking around person, but who cares shes only 13 lol.
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You're arguing with a 13 year old, and you're calling her a loser?
 
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stoner1129 said:
Lol I don't really think i was arguing with her
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Why are you texting/talking to/attempting to demean a 13 yr old? You live in colorado...im sure you can do better.
 
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her time of the month...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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she is 13.........


I'll repeat......she is 13........

I am not sure where to start, whether its that you shouldn't be talking to a 13 year old because she is not legal, or the fact that even if it were legal to be doing anything with her, then the fact she is a 13 year old female means she is going to be rediculous, moody, immature, probably snobby, and well broke, meaning its going to be a stupid unequal relationship.

But then again she is 13 so none of that even matters because she is 13 which means she isn't even legal.

Save yourself some time, money, frustration, and pain and go find someone closer to your age. Hell you might even save yourself some jailtime, because judging by her immature mood swings of a 13 year old, who knows what she could say, or what could happen if you two were actually doing anything.
 
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you need your ass kicked. man up and leave a child alone.
 
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stoner1129

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warrior didn't you hear i said i'm gonna forget about her so what ever have fun feeling tough.

And playtowin i know, i'm stayin away from it, from now on.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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pedofile.

stoner1129, have a seat right here. Right there, have a seat. No no, don't go anywhere stoner1129, just have seat right there. Good, now, what are you doing here? Are you a member of a clergy? I'm Chris Hansen and you're a fvcking PEDOFILE.
 
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