"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Haha got b!tched at through texts by pedifile girl fcuk her

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So with the pedifile girl i've been texting her joking around seeing whats up and stuff and tonight she gets mad.

Heres how it went down in a total of 4 texts lol

M: So hows my least favorite loser doing?
H: Why don't you grow some balls, act like a man and treat ladies with repsect.
M: So now you can't take jokes?
H: Yes i can take a joke but you still need to have respect

And there you go, the 4 texts that make it up.

It's kinda weird though because i've honestly never been told anything like that before, she knows i'm a joking around person, but who cares shes only 13 lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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stoner1129 said:
So with the pedifile girl i've been texting her joking around seeing whats up and stuff and tonight she gets mad.

Heres how it went down in a total of 4 texts lol

M: So hows my least favorite loser doing?
H: Why don't you grow some balls, act like a man and treat ladies with repsect.
M: So now you can't take jokes?
H: Yes i can take a joke but you still need to have respect

And there you go, the 4 texts that make it up.

It's kinda weird though because i've honestly never been told anything like that before, she knows i'm a joking around person, but who cares shes only 13 lol.
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You're arguing with a 13 year old, and you're calling her a loser?
 
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stoner1129 said:
Lol I don't really think i was arguing with her
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Why are you texting/talking to/attempting to demean a 13 yr old? You live in colorado...im sure you can do better.
 
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her time of the month...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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she is 13.........


I'll repeat......she is 13........

I am not sure where to start, whether its that you shouldn't be talking to a 13 year old because she is not legal, or the fact that even if it were legal to be doing anything with her, then the fact she is a 13 year old female means she is going to be rediculous, moody, immature, probably snobby, and well broke, meaning its going to be a stupid unequal relationship.

But then again she is 13 so none of that even matters because she is 13 which means she isn't even legal.

Save yourself some time, money, frustration, and pain and go find someone closer to your age. Hell you might even save yourself some jailtime, because judging by her immature mood swings of a 13 year old, who knows what she could say, or what could happen if you two were actually doing anything.
 
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you need your ass kicked. man up and leave a child alone.
 
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warrior didn't you hear i said i'm gonna forget about her so what ever have fun feeling tough.

And playtowin i know, i'm stayin away from it, from now on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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pedofile.

stoner1129, have a seat right here. Right there, have a seat. No no, don't go anywhere stoner1129, just have seat right there. Good, now, what are you doing here? Are you a member of a clergy? I'm Chris Hansen and you're a fvcking PEDOFILE.
 
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