"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Haha got b!tched at through texts by pedifile girl fcuk her

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So with the pedifile girl i've been texting her joking around seeing whats up and stuff and tonight she gets mad.

Heres how it went down in a total of 4 texts lol

M: So hows my least favorite loser doing?
H: Why don't you grow some balls, act like a man and treat ladies with repsect.
M: So now you can't take jokes?
H: Yes i can take a joke but you still need to have respect

And there you go, the 4 texts that make it up.

It's kinda weird though because i've honestly never been told anything like that before, she knows i'm a joking around person, but who cares shes only 13 lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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stoner1129 said:
So with the pedifile girl i've been texting her joking around seeing whats up and stuff and tonight she gets mad.

Heres how it went down in a total of 4 texts lol

M: So hows my least favorite loser doing?
H: Why don't you grow some balls, act like a man and treat ladies with repsect.
M: So now you can't take jokes?
H: Yes i can take a joke but you still need to have respect

And there you go, the 4 texts that make it up.

It's kinda weird though because i've honestly never been told anything like that before, she knows i'm a joking around person, but who cares shes only 13 lol.
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You're arguing with a 13 year old, and you're calling her a loser?
 
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stoner1129 said:
Lol I don't really think i was arguing with her
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Why are you texting/talking to/attempting to demean a 13 yr old? You live in colorado...im sure you can do better.
 
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her time of the month...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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she is 13.........


I'll repeat......she is 13........

I am not sure where to start, whether its that you shouldn't be talking to a 13 year old because she is not legal, or the fact that even if it were legal to be doing anything with her, then the fact she is a 13 year old female means she is going to be rediculous, moody, immature, probably snobby, and well broke, meaning its going to be a stupid unequal relationship.

But then again she is 13 so none of that even matters because she is 13 which means she isn't even legal.

Save yourself some time, money, frustration, and pain and go find someone closer to your age. Hell you might even save yourself some jailtime, because judging by her immature mood swings of a 13 year old, who knows what she could say, or what could happen if you two were actually doing anything.
 
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you need your ass kicked. man up and leave a child alone.
 
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warrior didn't you hear i said i'm gonna forget about her so what ever have fun feeling tough.

And playtowin i know, i'm stayin away from it, from now on.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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pedofile.

stoner1129, have a seat right here. Right there, have a seat. No no, don't go anywhere stoner1129, just have seat right there. Good, now, what are you doing here? Are you a member of a clergy? I'm Chris Hansen and you're a fvcking PEDOFILE.
 
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