"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha funny msn prob

sbgm

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Hey, a girl from another city recently added me by mistake (typed a _ instead of a - and there, she added me). We talked for some time, like 4 convos. Now she totally got a crush on me. She seems very desperate and she's lika 4/10 in looks (saw pictures)... I've blocked this girl cause I can't stand talking to her bla bla bla.. So should I tell her something or just leave her blocked?

xD
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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john paul

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this is easy.
leave her blocked and its a done deal. its not like you will see her ever if she lives in another city
 

GaryUranga

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or..

you should tell her your gay, then getyour mom to write a letter sayign how you shouldnt be gay, then try to get a press conference the whole country sees about how youre not gay and you want to stop those rumours, then go on msn and tell her youre gay but you had to lie in front of the cameras, then go on msn again and pretend to be your sister and say that the real you was abducted by aliens
 

Plec07

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Erm... Gary were you by any chance drunk, stoned or a mixture of the two when you made your last set of replies? lol.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SinJester

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LOL Gary

Block her. Forget her. Simple. If it makes you feel guilty just remember that its easier for her in the long run then stringing her along. Or you could tell her your not interested before blocking here, unless you still want to waste your PRECIOUS time talking to her in future.
 
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