"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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haha Any you guys with one-itis tried this ?

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You have on itis so bad and your stuck in the lbf zone forever... heres the challenge.. you are not aloud to jerk off intill you **** your girl you have oneitis with, you aint even aloud to **** any other woman intill u've ****ed her! :D

:p This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Triple X

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This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
No it wont. It will bring out astronomical-size testicles.
 

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Originally posted by Karat
This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
No, It will bring out Big Frankies D1ck in the cell next to you, after you are awaiting a court date on rape charges.
 

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Re: Re: haha Any you guys with one-itis tried this ?

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No it wont. It will bring out astronomical-size testicles.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And a nice desperation, among other things mentioned above :) And not only a desperation for her love, like before, but also a desperation for her puss, and that will make it even harder. Well, if you love challenges...
 

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Originally posted by Karat
You have on itis so bad and your stuck in the lbf zone forever... heres the challenge.. you are not aloud to jerk off intill you **** your girl you have oneitis with, you aint even aloud to **** any other woman intill u've ****ed her! :D

:p This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
I've actually tried this recently. I think more than anything it makes you more AFC. It makes you want to grovel, beg and wax poetically for her puss. It might work in some situations I duno.
 

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Don't do this, instead maybe find another girl? I dunno, its not like there aren't 3 billion other ones out there, one's bound to like you enough to get your **** wet.
 

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I think a better idea would be to not allow yourself to hit on her until you've gone out with 3 other chicks, or gotten 5 numbers, etc.
 

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So you make her the center of your world sexually? I can't see that helping much.

If you want to get over oneitis then ring the girl up/meet the girl. Act like a complete AFC, she'll hate you, you'll hate her - problem solved. The relationship would have been bad anyway, and you will have overhyped how good the sex woudl be with her also.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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